Ignoring your rather pathetic wind up attempt (SD did better with the Dutch manager), there are some ridiculous things coming out of this case.
He's currently still appealing his conviction, the appeal which is being bankrolled by the millionaire father of his girlfriend. That's the same girlfriend he was with when he got the call from a mate to go to a hotel room and have *** with some unconscious bird he'd picked up in a bar.
As a professional footballer of a decent standard, how come he doesn't have enough money to support his own appeal? And why on earth would his girlfriend stay with him (let alone the actions of her father).
Utterly bizarre.
Although it does highlight the dangers of falling asleep when drunk - Jack, take note!!