There's one good thing about being muslem
Nobody is willing to steal your bag ..
Boom boom
There's one good thing about being muslem
Nobody is willing to steal your bag ..
Boom boom
Descartes walks into a bar
the keep " will you have a drink ?"
Descartes "i think not ." and disappears.....
People who like trance music are very persistent. They don’t techno for an answer.
It's my Dundonian nephew's birthday today.
As a treat, I have put a £20 note in his gran's purse.
Take off your shoes ...aye you're not so big now
I went to an interview today as an exotic dancer.
The bloke said "So Slim, have you any experience?"
I said "To be honest mate, I know diddly squat"
"Ok, ok, no need to show off, you start Monday"
I found an old donor card in my wallet. 10 years to the day since I agreed to donate my spine.
Aah, that takes me back.
My mate once bet me that I couldn't keep a fertilised hen's egg up my arsehole for a week.
He won, I chickened out after 2 days.
I recently bought some rear view mirrors for my hat.
My missus reckons it's extravagant, so what, I like to look after myself.