Bit of fun

[Jammy89]

So on what will blatantly be another depressingly let down end of transfer window i saw this on a FB group and thought it would be good for a laugh



I'm off to Real Madrid for £37 million to escape tax evasion charges

[ex_pat_magpie]

So on what will blatantly be another depressingly let down end of transfer window i saw this on a FB group and thought it would be good for a laugh



I'm off to Real Madrid for £37 million to escape tax evasion charges

Just recharged my phone so I'm off to Liverpool for £100m after having a scrap with someone. Incidentally my birthday's the same as Mitro's so he may be off to Liverpool instead.

[sherwoodmag]

I'm off to Roma for £26 million,I have been played out of position.

[Zippity]

I'm off to Bali FC because Myleene has booked us a room there...for life.












I'm off to Bayern Munich because it's my favourite club

[waalsendmick]

I'm off to Porto for £59m after having my release clause triggered

[Zippity]

I'm off to Porto for £59m after having my release clause triggered

Splitter!!

[NorthernRock]

I've told my manager to **** off and I'm heading to Russia to play for Spartak Moscow for £94m...

[Zippity]

I've told my manager to **** off

Now why doesn't that surprise me!

[Nephy]

Can also be used to predict real players' transfers!

Did you know that Dwight Gayle is off to Spartak Moscow after his release clause was triggered?

And Mitro is allegedly undergoing a medical at Liverpool after a training ground fight with a team mate!

Both fees are undisclosed.

Now I think about it, this might genuinely be how most footie blogs generate their rumours these days...

[waalsendmick]

I imagine we will all get happy birthday messages off jammy, now that he has collected all of our birthday data.