OT: Weather warning

[monty_rhodes]

The Met Office has today issued an Amber Alert in respect of an area of wind originating in the Midlands but expected to affect all areas of Millersmad for a prolonged period. Posters are warned to expect self-pitying whinges about being bullied, tedious anecdotes about cruise holidays, spurious nonsense about share tipping, bogus claims about educational and professional qualifications and possibly even uploads of obviously faked betting slips.

[caytonmiller]

Sht. Is hurricane kempoo heading our way?

[gm_gm]

The Met Office has today issued an Amber Alert in respect of an area of wind originating in the Midlands but expected to affect all areas of Millersmad for a prolonged period. Posters are warned to expect self-pitying whinges about being bullied, tedious anecdotes about cruise holidays, spurious nonsense about share tipping, bogus claims about educational and prhttp://boards.footymad.net/images/icons/icon11.pngofessional qualifications and possibly even uploads of obviously faked betting slips.

youre very bad monty

[Pattylallacks2]

No, actually he is very good. If only Kempo were half as entertaining and original.

[CTMilller]

An amusingly extended metaphor, monty - nicely done!


That said, welcome back, Kempo. Take no notice. This is how M shows his affection...

[kempo]

Another example of bullying..

I wouldn't be surprised if he starts to feature in the 'Me too' tweets.