56. You get to have your head turned into that of a donkey by Puck.
55. You have no need for team tactics because being Bottom you are a weaver (of magic)
This replaces the Mexican goatherd's inability to think creatively.
So we're ready now for No 59
59. Some Pucker makes an ass of you. Not much of a benefit though.
60. You get to sing "the football league is upside down..."
62. You can devise new methods to motivate players such as, if you lose, all the toilets will lost their doors and bog paper will cost you 10p per sheet.