Today's Diddy Games

[StandfreeFM]

Considering Mrs J is and will be sunbathing accordingly....

RUL... nah, yer allright. I doubt she exists as well tbh. If she does, she must have the patience of several saints to put up with your chat if it is anything like the guff 'banter' we have to read on here.

...it was and will indeed be a one ball, however, I caught up with a “solo” at the 4th and my next round was spent with a nice couple from Groningen...

Knew it. Folk just out and about enjoying a game of golf and you go blundering into their personal space, forcing them to play with you and no doubt boring them witless.

JJ:- "Morning. You don't mind if join you. Course you don't. My chums all say I'm a hoot so you're lucky to have me and my banter hahahaha. But they aren't here and the Wife's sunbathing. Anyway, lets see if we can't lose a few penfolds eh."

Hapless Chap/Dutch Couple trying to be polite:- "..."

[donsdaft]

[afc1903mad]

Himin, if text talk and acronyms are nae allowed, are emojis or emoticons?

[Devanha Red]

Getting back on topic. Best of luck to Greenock Morton and Cowdenbeath today.

[Aldo1983]

JJ and the Dutch couple...

[Pacman1903]

Getting back on topic. Best of luck to Greenock Morton and Cowdenbeath today.

Nae mention of the Warriors though? 'Mon Stenny

[Devanha Red]

Nae mention of the Warriors though? 'Mon Stenny

I have no axe to grind against the Dundee clubs. Some of my most enjoyable times as a red have been at matches involving United and the Dee.

[Pacman1903]

I have no axe to grind against the Dundee clubs. Some of my most enjoyable times as a red have been at matches involving United and the Dee.

Fits your beef with Dumbarton

[Devanha Red]

Fits your beef with Dumbarton

Don't have one but Morton are my "wee" team for sentimental reasons.

[Pacman1903]

Don't have one but Morton are my "wee" team for sentimental reasons.

Are the black with red topped socks wearing Cowdenbeath a wee team too