Ha ha ha ... fυckin top drawer post in the top ten o' the cynicism chart ... I like cynicism - and for the record .. sarcasm. Lowest form of wit? nah ... tickles my fυckin tickly bits every time
Pessimism tho? ... hmm ... Ah'm nae a psychologist min ... tho Ah scored a merit on the subject at the collidge ....but Ah reckon yer needin either a fine beer, a shooder massage, a good ride, or gaein yer goolies a dicht wi a weet soapy cloot!
Ah'm nae even gan tae patronise ye wi ma 'half full' expectation based on ma belief that oor team will 'click' and dish oot mair than 'occasional' hidin' .... cos that wid be way too happy clappy tae masquerade as 'real'
And yet .... Ah'm still a Dandy, still think better o' ma fellow Stand Free fellow posters, even when we disagree, than a skelp o' folk Ah regularly encounter in the physical world. ( although the physical realm is ma home grun!).
The ingredients are a thigither .... get that fυckin cake baked! Get it right DOON ye