You notice Kuenssberg & Peston have climbed out his @rse & having a go? Elliott & Murdoch have declared it open season on the shaved baboon.
Getting your decor done by dodgy deals upsets the voting public way more than the whole dead bodies piling high thing. Don’t know why but it does. Murdoch & Elliott want their boy Gove in, which is why he’s went MIA lately.

The important thing to keep in mind during all this, is that Nicola Sturgeon has a funny haircut.