Too late Dave fatty has ate all ya choc bar...You will never see that choc bar again. The one that got away Ha Ha.
Look what i have for you? See i am kind and thoughtful.
You know you want it don't you, You really really want it.
Don't deny that you are a chocoholic because i know you are.
Is your mouth drooling lustfully for this sinful pleasure?
Admit it and say loud and proud "My name is Dave and i am a chocoholic".
I am off to Sunday confession now to have my weeks sins absolved (But not my avatar) That is staying.
Claim your gift of the sinful chocolate or later today i shall feed it to the Seagulls.
Too late Dave fatty has ate all ya choc bar...You will never see that choc bar again. The one that got away Ha Ha.
I was eating my precious gluten free pastie while in Port Wen doc fartin country when I had a sense I was going to be got at while looking at the scenery outside the Docs house. I turned, I spotted the bastid, I tucked my head and brought my precious pastie close to my chest. I turned to my left sharpish as he / it came for another go. **** off ya FUD - no pastie dinner for yew.
My wife still laffs aboot it now.
This evil one eats live Squirrels whole.
Typical seagull
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