Everytime I put my clothes up in my wardrobe I get angry.
I think I need hanger management
Let’s get this going again. Feel free to add your joke any day and help put a smile on faces 😀
Todays
A weasel walks into a bar.
The barman says, ‘I’ve never had a weasel in my bar before, what would you like?’
‘Pop’ goes the weasel.
Everytime I put my clothes up in my wardrobe I get angry.
I think I need hanger management
I went to doctors he said I've got Hypochondria. I said not that as well!
Husband said his wife is threatening to leave him because of his obsession with Status Quo so he said to her I'll get you a gift to cheer you up. She said what are you going to get me? He said Whatever you want!
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get Pasta
I used to live hand to mouth.
Do you know what changed my life?
Cutlery
(With thanks to the Edinburgh fringe)
Last edited by BramleyMiller58; 23-08-2022 at 06:07 PM.
I thought this was funny :
https://youtu.be/UAVphPZ4GWE
I’ve invented a new word…
Plagiarism!
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said I didn’t know he could.