Wokes...

[Tricky1966]

Hoorah for Grey Skunks and long may they mate with their Darker cousins!

Tut Tut.
You should say "cousins of colour".

[dagenhamJohn]

Tut Tut.
You should say "cousins of colour".

Indeed Mon compadre, i beg forgiveness in all sincerity!


Really

[Tricky1966]

Indeed Mon compadre, i beg forgiveness in all sincerity!


Really

You are forgiven Master Daggers.
Your sins have been absolved Sir.

[dagenhamJohn]

You are forgiven Master Daggers.
Your sins have been absolved Sir.

Amen ye believers...

[Acido]

I really must stop reading this thread now as its making me lose the will to live.

Can we talk about croquet or origami or paper folding instead, or if we're really desperate... cycling!!.

[Tricky1966]

If it is damaging your mental health to that extent then Acid man i suggest you do not read it petal

[dagenhamJohn]

I really must stop reading this thread now as its making me lose the will to live.

Can we talk about croquet or origami or paper folding instead, or if we're really desperate... cycling!!.

Spoken like a true Tarquin, welcome aboard Mon Deviant!

[dagenhamJohn]

Go on Gaz give her some Swindon sausage.

Swindon?..

It has been known, my good fellow.
Many's the time I've walloped a silver back up there. One minute your out on the prowl dressed as the lone ranger and the next your covered in chilli sauce and bits of shish kebab back scuttling a 30 stone female gorilla with teeth like a row of condemned houses.

[Tricky1966]

Swindon?..

It has been known, my good fellow.
Many's the time I've walloped a silver back up there. One minute your out on the prowl dressed as the lone ranger and the next your covered in chilli sauce and bits of shish kebab back scuttling a 30 stone female gorilla with teeth like a row of condemned houses.

Sounds like Blackpool

[dagenhamJohn]

Sounds like Blackpool

Nothing wrong with Blackpool Mon iron apart from the indigenous pretending to speak and understand English whilst never ending renditions of ' where's me lass' being shouted only to realise she's being backscuttled by a man locally identified as a Jock from Ayr!