O/T Joke of the day

[CAMiller]

People who sell meat are horrible people but people who sell veg are grocer

It's not often I have to correct the same mistake twice on the same thread

https://boards.footymad.net/showthre...8267711&page=7

[BigLadonOS]

It's not often I have to correct the same mistake twice on the same thread

https://boards.footymad.net/showthre...8267711&page=7

Did no see the first one CAM and yes it should have been goss lol

[South Coast Miller]

A pal of mine says he caught Covid from his cat. Don't ask miaow.

[Brin]

I'm that bored I've just rung someone in India and asked 'them' if they've been involved in a car accident.

[Brin]

A huge thank you to my neighbour for allowing me to borrow her large sheet of plastic covering....

Ta Pauline.

[Brin]

The Pope in handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool.

Billy walks up and asks him, ''Can you you help me with my hearing?''

The Pope says. ''Yes'' and puts his hands over Billy's ears and prays. He removes his hands and says, '' How is your hearing now?''

Billy says, '' I don't know it's not until next Wednesday''

[Brin]

[Brin]

[CAMiller]

I feel better now about the few pounds I've put on through COVID

[LincsMiller]

During the 1970s I worked in a well known circus throughout the UK and Europe..I didn't do anything but I was the only who could get the tent back into the bag !