O/T Joke of the day

[Ronners]

What do you call 23 men watching the World Cup 2022?
The Italian National Team.

[gru]

While my Qatar gently weeps

And I watch from Qatar

[Geetarman]

At the risk of being pedantic, I am a guitar nerd. Love the smell of guitar wood. The older the better. My 'resumme', my dad was an accomplished jazz pianist, and my mother and grandma could play a bit. My grandma used to play the organ in High Green church on Sundays.

Anyway, there I was teaching myself to play piano around 1964, and along came The Kinks, The Beatles and The Stones. So I taught myself to play guitar cos it was louder than piano. Well, electric guitar was.

[gru]

At the risk of being pedantic, I am a guitar nerd. Love the smell of guitar wood. The older the better. My 'resumme', my dad was an accomplished jazz pianist, and my mother and grandma could play a bit. My grandma used to play the organ in High Green church on Sundays.

Anyway, there I was teaching myself to play piano around 1964, and along came The Kinks, The Beatles and The Stones. So I taught myself to play guitar cos it was louder than piano. Well, electric guitar was.

Thought this thread was joke of the day! got two more

Slide Qatar

Qatar hero

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
playing in Qatar on the Sky tv
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your tats for free

[Geetarman]

OK. You ain't the sharpest tool in the box are you.

[howdydoo]

I asked Paddy at work what he thought about Black Friday.
He replied, "To be honest, I think Robinson Crusoe would have struggled without him."

[howdydoo]

What do you call 2 men tied up strapped to a window?

Kurt n rod

[howdydoo]

If you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA.

Unless it?s a small electric car, when you have to use the AAA.

[LincsMiller]

Bonnie Qatar. Great voice. ( Dark Moon)