M-m-m-my Corona…

[afc1903mad]

Mr Conformity speaks again.

Haha, you’re like an old decrepit dry minge.
In other words, a useless auld cnut

Or like Father Jack, that auld grumpy **** that’s never seen a hairbrush or toothbrush in years, looking and smelling like a tramp, stinking of piss who occasionally awakens and shouts out pish.

It’s Christmas time, have a drink and a wee nap.

[Mason89]

Minge? Honestly?

Dry minge?

[57vintage]

Dry minge?

Stirlingshire village, a popular stopping-off point for walkers - or other crisps - on the West Highland Way innit.

[InversneckieDob]

The phrase "Dry minge" did make me smile.

[57vintage]

The phrase "Dry minge" did make me smile.

In the same (reverse) way as your ‘Hairy tw@t’ taxi driver gag?

[Aldo1983]

The phrase "Dry minge" did make me smile.

#MeToo

[donsdaft]

Haha, you’re like an old decrepit dry minge.
In other words, a useless auld cnut

Or like Father Jack, that auld grumpy **** that’s never seen a hairbrush or toothbrush in years, looking and smelling like a tramp, stinking of piss who occasionally awakens and shouts out pish.

It’s Christmas time, have a drink and a wee nap.

Tell me, has there ever been a party line that you haven’t towed?







Edit: You have a point about the hairbrush.






Useless auld c’unt I may be, but I’m cooler than you would ever even aspire to.


T’wat!

[InversneckieDob]

In the same (reverse) way as your ‘Hairy tw@t’ taxi driver gag?

I doubt there's a Uni name....... concomitant......with Dry Minge

[The Red Max]

https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...ones+bickering

[Aldo1983]

Close the border with the Nigels!