Fantasy League News 2017/2018

[VillaRosie]

Despairing 😩 groans of anguish from 15 of our managers as Salah and Firmino failed to find the back of the Swansea net last night. 7 managers had both players in their teams, 4 teams with Salah, 4 teams with Firmino and only 2 with neither player. Added extra pain for Winnie and Picasso Salah with 4 miserable points was their captain.



CAPTAIN WATCH

Six choices for captain this week with Kane top pick with 7 votes. However with 5 votes Aguero stole the show easily romping home, earning his teams 34 ⭐️ fabulous points, runner up way way back Kane with 16 points.



MANAGER OF THE WEEK 🏆

The award this week turned into an exciting battle between our existing VMFL champions HJ and Iwuz.

HJ and Aston Lilla triumphed with 75 sumptuous points ⭐️ just pipping Iwuz and Crimson Tide with 73 points. Great week for Oz and Ozston Villa with 72 points so nearly catching our top 2. Well played guys. 👏👏👏👏👏



Top 6

1. Pedigree Chump
2. Hubball’s Harriers
3. Cubist Masterpiece
4. Mr Tee
5. Ihaveahotwife
6. Kirkley Krusaders


Sam not a happy bunny 🐰 as Dazzy extends his lead to 29 points.

Picasso has rediscovered his mojo and up to 3rd place no thanks to the ref. who stuck his oar in and got Christensen subbed before he collected 6 points and Captain Salah ‘s failure to score. 🤪

Not a good week for either Uncle Tony or Yubby as they slide down to 4th and 5th respectively.

Jesh back up to 6th place.

Master tactical wizard 🧙 Bongo with the mouthwatering Bongo United down to 7th. 🤪😝😋😜 How many points did you forfeit Bongo. 😜


RELEGATION 😱


15. TAG’s 🤬
16. TDFC
17. Chinese Takeaway

Oz with his 72 points haul exits the relegation zone replaced by TAG’s



DRONGO 🎩


With the help from her captain Salah Winnie claimes the coveted award with 44 points, fending off a late challenge from Bongo and brother Yubby on 46 points.


WILDCARDS

Jesh
Rosie


Will any manager sign Sanchez before the gameweek?


FA Cup action for some this weekend so gameweek 25 kicks off on Tuesday 30th January.

[picasso]

Frustrating or what? Thanks for the reminder Rosie.

[bongosdad]

Blimey I nearly picked up my 1st drongo award. Luckily Winnie came to the rescue! The unstoppable train had to refuel this week but will have a full tank full from now on.
Well done HJ and great report Rosie!

[samhubball]

Blimey I nearly picked up my 1st drongo award. Luckily Winnie came to the rescue! The unstoppable train had to refuel this week but will have a full tank full from now on.
Well done HJ and great report Rosie!

You should maybe look at going electric

[ozfan]

Woohoo out of the cellar for at least a week. Congrats Winnie.

[stateside]

Swansea was the reason I saw that meme yesterday then. It showed Herr Klopp dressed as Robin Hood and it say he steals points from the rich and gives them to the poor.

[MissWinnie]

Woohoo out of the cellar for at least a week. Congrats Winnie.

Thank you most kindly, Mr Ozfan.

Bongo. Just call me Wonder Winnie.

Thanks Rosie!

[VillaRosie]

CAPTAIN WATCH

This week it was a top of the bill face off 🥊 Aguero v Salah with both players getting 6 nominations each for captain.

Screams of derision from our ashen faced Salah managers turned into cheers of joy as their hero scored his penalty earning 16 points for their teams.

Aguero’s managers suffering went on deep into injury time before their glum 😔 faces turned into jubilant smiles of delight as their hero found the back of the West Brom net earning 12 points for their teams.

However top scoring captain was Yubby’s Sterling who helped himself to 20 💥 fantastic points.

However, (again) those managers with DeBruyne in their teams if they had given him the armband they would be sitting pretty on 28 captain points. Just rubbing it in like. 😛😝😜🤪


MANAGER OF THE WEEK AWARD 🏆

It’s Welsh Cakes all round as Bongo and Bongo United are back on track scooping the award with 71 glorious points, ⭐️ just pipping Winnie and her Warriors by 2 points. 👏👏👏👏👏


TOP 6

1. Pedigree Chump
2. Hubball’s Harriers
3. Cubist Masterpiece
4. Ihaveahotwife
5. Mr Tee
6. Bongo United


Dazzy still keeping Sam at bay.

Yubby up to 4th mainly thanks to his captain Sterling efforts.

Uncle Tony down to 5th

Bongo back into 6th position, helped not only by his 71 points but also restricting himself to only 1 transfer which is very unBongo like. 😝🤪😜

Only 5 points separate 3rd place Picasso to 6th place Bongo.


RELEGATION 😱


15. Ozston Villa
16. TDFC
17. Chinese Takeaway


DRONGO 🎩


Not a good week for Oz not only does he scoop the Drongo with 42 points but slips back into the mire of relegation. 😩


Wildcards

2 played this week Dazzy and BB.

2 managers splashed the cash 💰 and purchased Sanchez.

Only one manager now has Lukaku in their team.

Hope Sam is not as miserable has Jose was last night. 😩🤪

[samhubball]

Referees

[MissWinnie]

I'm soooo good to Bongo. Saved him from drongohood last week, and let him win this week. I think that deserves 2 welsh cakes.
Yubbs can't have any 'cos he greedily gobbled up all the captain points for himself.

Congrats Oz

Another brill report, Rosie. Thank you!