Reply With QuoteThere's a beer called owd fart. Nowt to do with this thread. Just thought I'd share some useless information
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Billiousness allus meks mi laff that wordOriginally Posted by SBRed48
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There's a beer called owd fart. Nowt to do with this thread. Just thought I'd share some useless information
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Brewed in Sowerby Bridge no doubtThere's a beer called owd fart. Nowt to do with this thread. Just thought I'd share some useless information
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Did I ever tell you that tail abart when I went Blackpool wi wife and dowta abart 1971.
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No , fill uz in Mesta C , am shoorits funny ? Nowt like a gud tail
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Talking abart farting this comes in same brakit.No , fill uz in Mesta C , am shoorits funny ? Nowt like a gud tail
We went to Blackpool at Barnsley feast week , got into a lodgein house on Yorkshire street nowt posh 3 rooms on landing with a toilet at the end we were next to the toilet one up from us was a couple in there 60's and in the 1st one was a young couple very smart she would have brought ducks off water like a film star 2nd day in I got up early and snoke art to go to toilet got to door and heard 2 farts any man would have been proud of so l backed off and went back to our room left the door open a little bit so I could see when the person had left the toilet 5 minuets and the smart slim good looking woman came past so I shot off to the bog and in the pot was the biggest turd you have ever seen must have been a foot long and as thick as my wrist I flushed 3 times but could not budge it so I shot off before anyone came 10 minuets later I heard this waaaaar, waaaaar so I opened are door and there was owd man one up from us, I said what's up mate, he said get in there pointing at the bog and look whats in pot tha'll want a block and chain to shift that.
I tried telling are lass but could not for laughing.
Next day there was a sign please flush toilet.
Owd man said to me after did tha give um a lift when they got it art.
Still laugh abart it after all these years.
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Why don't women flush toilet? Are they scared of bog monster or just embarrassed that they've had a sh1te?
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Perhaps they are on a water meter
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"Block and chain"
The slim posh tarts today are often vegetarians who mek big logs and generate a looada gas.
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You can always tell a lady fart too"Block and chain"
The slim posh tarts today are often vegetarians who mek big logs and generate a looada gas.
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