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Thread: AFC limericks

  1. #361
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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    We’ve got to happy with mondo owning this. He travels the country in his mobile home, and from recent news coverage, that’s a sign of a great leader. Mondo’s arrangements for parking are his own business, of course.
    To be honest I don't know what I'd class as a mobile home but certainly not what I live in. I just call it 'the van'. Or the SNP battlebus.

  2. #362
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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    3 top red points revoked. Suspended for 5 weeks.
    🤣😅😉😋

  3. #363
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    Auto generated by AI prog 'ChatGPT' (see thread )


    There once was a game up in Aberdeen,
    Neil Simpson and Durrant, both keen,
    A fair tackle went in,
    But with an audible din,
    Poor Durrant's leg was left far from clean.

    ... ****e, but funny.

  4. #364
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    My father said to me, Son
    You can always count on Red John
    On football, cuisine
    And all in between
    He’s answers for every one

  5. #365
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    Red John, when he was but a nipper
    Found a buckshee ten bob in his hipper
    Determined to eat
    He rushed down the street
    Not to the chippy, THE CHIPPER

  6. #366
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    On Sunday out cometh the Hun
    From their middens under the grun
    To Pittodrie they’ll file
    All filthy and vile
    Morons and bigots each one

  7. #367
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    Vintage posted in this group
    Trying to keep folks in the loop
    But to his dismay
    There came a sad day
    When he coodna find his ane stroop

  8. #368
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    When Shinnie went in for the “baw”
    The ref saw no problem “at aw”
    But VAR said “haud aun”
    That’s a 3 game “baun “
    And the SFA then made it 4

  9. #369
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    It’s good we get a laugh on here
    Whether you are straight, transgender or queer
    We all need a bit fun
    As we all hate the hun
    But I don’t recommend meeting up for a beer

  10. #370
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    There once was a cnut called Kris Boyd
    Born with no brain, just a void
    So he filled it with crap
    Then opened the tap
    And spewed it all out unalloyed

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