We were thinking of emigrating but now that Farage has returned to politics we're all filled with renewed optimism. Any country that can splash £2m on Princess Eugenie's open-top carriage ride down Windsor High Street is still great in my book.
Yes, he's joined the "Leave Means Leave" campaign. Thank God. I thought Brexit was going to be derailed by cowards concerned only with jobs, prosperity and regulation. Give capitalism a free hand and watch the new bridges and tower blocks shoot up. Salvation.