**** sake ... nae crap jokes since February? 10 in the last year?? ... sad times ... Ach weel ...
Airchie: First time Ah saw the wummin fa wis tae be ma wife ... weel, she wis a vision ... a dream ... she wis like ... eeehh ...
Sandy: Aye? like fit? Ah'm listenin.
Airchie: Like ... eehhh ... like .. Fit isst ye cry thon fan yer in the dizzert an' ye see summin ye think is there but it's nae?
Sandy: Och ... A mirage!
Airchie: Aye Sandy, Ah ken fine yer a radge, but .... fit isst ye cry thon fan yer in the dizzert an' ........