Tae Charlton Ah winna be headin,
Ah'm required tae be nearer Pitmeddin
As per usual, preventin
ony chunce o' attendin,
Ah'm giggin at some f**kers weddin
The Reds lost to Preston North End
The boss has some problems to mend
Although it is tragic
We next play the Addicks
Jim Goodwin's a f*ckin' bell-end
Tae Charlton Ah winna be headin,
Ah'm required tae be nearer Pitmeddin
As per usual, preventin
ony chunce o' attendin,
Ah'm giggin at some f**kers weddin
Two weeks here without any rhymes
It isn't the worst of the crimes
We need to see more
From our posting hardcore
So step up, or there'll be bad times
To Livi we came in a horde
To see our foe put to the sword
But a lack of control
And no shots on goal
Mean we’ve only 1 point on the board
First game o the season at livvi
The weight o expectation wis hivvy
Bit despite oor best wishing
Oor play wis pant pishing
Pre game boasting made me look a divvy
Today, the first day of the season
For fans, to live this was the reason
But it wasn’t to be
And tonight no glee
Unless we decide to get bleezin!
In the seasons first game at Ferranti
The Dons were a tad less than dandy.
Inability tae pass
on a pitch wi nae grass
Caused the pishin' of many a panty
Good effort from some of the posters
I kent that you werenae a' roasters
So let's keep it up
While the Dons lift the cup
And put it back down on a coaster
I concur wi' the comments by Swadd.
The latest new rhymes are nae bad.
Each creative addition,
a change fae punts pishin'
and cheers us aa up on Ab-Mad
For next week's limericks I have noted some possible rhymes that might be of use
S plum dumb hum
T pimms dims limbs
W hankers flanker
M hinging winging
C Beaton fleeting heating
P D M hicks flicks chicks