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Thread: AFC limericks

  1. #431
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    The Reds lost to Preston North End
    The boss has some problems to mend
    Although it is tragic
    We next play the Addicks
    Jim Goodwin's a f*ckin' bell-end

  2. #432
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    Tae Charlton Ah winna be headin,
    Ah'm required tae be nearer Pitmeddin
    As per usual, preventin
    ony chunce o' attendin,
    Ah'm giggin at some f**kers weddin

  3. #433
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    Two weeks here without any rhymes
    It isn't the worst of the crimes
    We need to see more
    From our posting hardcore
    So step up, or there'll be bad times

  4. #434
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    To Livi we came in a horde
    To see our foe put to the sword
    But a lack of control
    And no shots on goal
    Mean we’ve only 1 point on the board

  5. #435
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    First game o the season at livvi
    The weight o expectation wis hivvy
    Bit despite oor best wishing
    Oor play wis pant pishing
    Pre game boasting made me look a divvy

  6. #436
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    Today, the first day of the season
    For fans, to live this was the reason
    But it wasn’t to be
    And tonight no glee
    Unless we decide to get bleezin!

  7. #437
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    In the seasons first game at Ferranti
    The Dons were a tad less than dandy.
    Inability tae pass
    on a pitch wi nae grass
    Caused the pishin' of many a panty

  8. #438
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    Good effort from some of the posters
    I kent that you werenae a' roasters
    So let's keep it up
    While the Dons lift the cup
    And put it back down on a coaster

  9. #439
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    I concur wi' the comments by Swadd.
    The latest new rhymes are nae bad.
    Each creative addition,
    a change fae punts pishin'
    and cheers us aa up on Ab-Mad

  10. #440
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    For next week's limericks I have noted some possible rhymes that might be of use

    S plum dumb hum
    T pimms dims limbs
    W hankers flanker
    M hinging winging
    C Beaton fleeting heating
    P D M hicks flicks chicks

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