“I am the very model of a modern midfield general…”
Ah think ye'll find, in terms o' measure and accent.....
.... this works better .....
Clap happy clap happy clap happy,
Clap happy clap happy clap happy,
Clap happy clap happy,
Clap happy clap happy,
Clap happy clap happy clap happy,
... strugglin tae find a tune, but a good start might be a very obscure song which got some radio play way back, but never made the top 50 ... by the Shy Shareholders.
The chorus went ....
Left my drink for to go spend a penny.
And met a sweet woman called Jenny,
We kissed at first glance.
I reached in her pants
Discovered her real name was Benny.
That would add to the Gilbert and Sullivan theme rearing its welcome head here, as that meter of that is identical to ‘Tit Willow’ from The Mikado.
https://youtu.be/Vr9zrBEXJW0
You dinna get this sort of highbrow newsing on The Hat, or across at Jute Central where they’re still self-frotting over a particularly juicy Hegarty passback in 1984, or the pattern of Kirkwood’s studs on the back of Strachan’s thigh.