Today's Diddy Games

[Toe_Poke]

Commentator - There was contact, he was entitled to go down.

He didn't even have to bother going down. Just had to turn and ask the ref if he could have his penalty now, please"

[donsdaft]

C’mon Austria

[Jupiter]

C’mon Austria

And Turkey, I want to see Ronaldo greetin.

[donsdaft]

F’uck
That p00f has scored

[57vintage]

I see that The Challenge Cup final is being played today. The Filthy Jutes and Sevco both have their names on this trophy (although both lost in finals too). What are the qualifying criteria for entering this prestigious tournament, and why have WE never been eligible to take part?

[redscot]

I see that The Challenge Cup final is being played today. The Filthy Jutes and Sevco both have their names on this trophy (although both lost in finals too). What are the qualifying criteria for entering this prestigious tournament, and why have WE never been eligible to take part?

If we carried on with Glass we might have found out.

[57vintage]

If we carried on with Glass we might have found out.

Very very nearly the predicted response.

[redscot]

Very very nearly the predicted response.

Sh1t, i need to up my game.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Sorry, but the Challenge cup is like mashed tatties an' beans .... on a day far ye canna hae mashed tatties, beans an' polony ....
.... Nae polony? ... nae nae proper mannies - leave it on' the kiddies menu for diddy teams ... no thanks.

[57vintage]

I hope to **** The Snake, The Balmedie Rat, and the ‘coercive’ goalie get sent off tonight, if only to see the ‘Three Card Braga’© tabloid headlines tomorrow.

****ing hun ****s.