OT The crap joke thread..................

[The Hawk]

My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I had a car made of Spaghetti. Should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

[khawaga]

Six out of seven dwarves are nae happy.

[ILikeJam]

Indian karaoke singer......Gerupta Sing

Or his brother Gupty Singh [/quote]


Or their lesbian sister - Mingeeta

[Pacman1903]

Indian karaoke singer......Gerupta Sing

Or his brother Gupty Singh [/quote]


Or their lesbian sister - Mingeeta[/quote]

Or their uncle who has done everything

Bindair Dundat

[leontrotsky]

ALBINO !! You can't say fairer than that

[Brian Grantland]

what have tulisa's x factor career, pete doherty and kate moss' relationship, daniella westbrook's nose and liverpool fc got in common

All destroyed by coke

[leontrotsky]

Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and Max Clifford walked into a bar, and the Irish barman said not Yewtree again.

[Brian Grantland]

Patient: Doctor, I think I'm going deaf.

Dr: What are the symptoms?

Patient: A cartoon family from America.

[leontrotsky]

A mate of mine has been really down on his luck & unemployed for months.
He now has a job in a telescope factory. Things are really looking up for him now............

[leontrotsky]

Old, sage rabbit sees a young, hasty rabbit nearly wiped out on the M1.

"Come ere son, Look, when you see the two lights coming at you, stay still between 'em and wait till they pass over you".


SPLAT


"**** me, I ain't seen a Robin Reliant in years!"