Reply With Quote64. You can blame your bottomness on poor fitness levels thus concealing the fact that you just ain't good enough.
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At 10p sheet don't worry, they'll no doubt use the edges as well!Originally Posted by Trickytreesreds
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64. You can blame your bottomness on poor fitness levels thus concealing the fact that you just ain't good enough.
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65. Because you are at rock bottom losing matches in "minor" competitions is seen by half-wit "supporters" as acceptable, as it "allows us to concentrate on the more important ones"
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66. It makes you realise how low we have sunk when half-wit supporters see winning a Pisspot Trophy game as important.
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67. We can start planning for the future by researching teams we are likely to play in the FA Vase. If we were to win it we could go around for years afterwards telling people we got further than Rainworth Miners Welfare.
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Of course, we'll soon turn all this round, it's just a temporary thing so
68. Your supporters can turn complacency into a performance art.
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69. McCullochisGod finds us a new keeper and fitness coach.
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70. Sooner or later we will reach a "Regional" league, where away days will be a doddle.
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71. If you hit rock bottom, appoint a DOF to refresh the players who have been failing to deliver thus far.
72. Bottom gives you the chance to change the players' diet and buy a load of shares in the food providers you're insisting they change to.
Just 20 to go now. Come on, Tarquin, where is that scintillating goatherd wit of yours?
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73. It gives the opportunity to develop a unique brand of PIES or cakes: last-but-not-least, bottoms up, relegation fodder.
74. Enables the club to campaign for the reinstatement of re-election for the bottom club rather than relegation. Notts' history and popularity would ensure their survival.
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