What's the German for Spursy?
You don’t need to know. All that’s necessary is to shout it in an ever-louder voice in an accent such as that used by the actors playing German soldiers and POW camp orderlies in Second World War films from the 1950s.
The square-headed sausage-munching Krauts will soon get it.
I remember being on a train, crossing into Germany and realising that I only knew three words of German.
Ja, Nein and Arrgg.
Arrgg coming from the commando books that I had been so fond of as a kid.
Commando comics are still going, surprisingly.
Ironically, they're now printed in Germany.
Ah think it's you fa's gettin auld min ... I hardly read ony Commando comics, but if ye canna mind 'Achtung English pig!', Halt!, Himmel!', Mein Gott/Gott in Himmel', then Ah'd say there's cause for concern .... still, Ah widna think much o' the above would hae helped much fan orderin' a beer or askin directions tae the game
Surely if you read Commando or Warlord you’d have been near fluent, with invaluable words and phrases such as “achtung, achtung, die spitfire”, “hande hoch” and “schweinhundt”. All essential for a jaunt to the land of the Bosch.
(I say this as someone without a word of German beyond childhood comic-derived knowledge.)
Donner und blitzen.
Yeah yeah, there were a few more, but you get the drift.
My previous experiences with the delectable Dagmar obviously didn't require me to learn the German for " get them oot"