Hilarious stuff from the Trickmeister. We lost to chelski on penalties(as a result of a change in the rules) and we lost to a Palace side who gave Liverpool a fright and won at Man City! Kane, Ali and Son our three leading strikers missing and we re third in the League.

Now losing to a team of tennis players five points adrift at the bottom of League One and your star player wanting to be taken away to China now that is meltdown.