Tina Turner has never **** a turn. Barry White is actually black. Jim Traynor has never been tae a Gym - let alone qualified tae tell ony ither cnut tae use one.
Between club contracts, Zander Diamond landed an acting job as a morlock in a remake of the classic film 'The Time Machine'
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Scientists have ascertained that Hunnishness, as characterised by boak inducing physical deformities, is not, as previously believed, a hereditary condition, but an acquired condition probably brought on by social/environmental factors.
Human bone is as strong as granite. A block of bone the size of a matchbox could support nine tonnes of weight
Aye tell that to the ankle, foot, wrist, other wrist, arm, teeth that i broke playing fitba
A full kindle weighs a billionth of a gram heavier than an empty one
You're wrong, it's actually a billionth of a billionth of a gram heavier.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/scie...each-book.html
I actually meant to write that but im a spoon