The benefits of being bottom

[SwalePie]

56. You get to have your head turned into that of a donkey by Puck.

[SolSigns]

56. You get to have your head turned into that of a donkey by Puck.

57. You're not Wall.

[SolSigns]

56. You get to have your head turned into that of a donkey by Puck.

Ah, you meant... 58. You get to snog the Queen of the Fairies

[SwalePie]

Ah, you meant... 58. You get to snog the Queen of the Fairies

Got to be a bonus that one

[sidders]

55. You have no need for team tactics because being Bottom you are a weaver (of magic)

This replaces the Mexican goatherd's inability to think creatively.

So we're ready now for No 59

[LaxtonLad]

59. Some Pucker makes an ass of you. Not much of a benefit though.

[Sunny Jim]

60. You get to sing "the football league is upside down..."

[ncfcog]

60. You get to sing "the football league is upside down..."

61. You get to sing "how s h i t must you be, you've only scored three!"

[sidders]

62. You can devise new methods to motivate players such as, if you lose, all the toilets will lost their doors and bog paper will cost you 10p per sheet.

[Trickytreesreds]

62. You can devise new methods to motivate players such as, if you lose, all the toilets will lost their doors and bog paper will cost you 10p per sheet.

63. Don't cure it and both sides of the bog paper have to be used.