The benefits of being bottom

[Woodsetts_Pie]

30. You get lots more managers than more highly-placed clubs.
31. instead of being the team everyone wants to beat, you become the team everyone assumes they'll beat. You can then take advantage of their complacency.
32.?

32. You become the team everyone else DOES beat

[Woodsetts_Pie]

33. If we look down instead of up we can see Jamie Fullarton's FC Halifax Town only 4 places below us.

[Elite_Pie]

31. instead of being the team everyone wants to beat, you become the team everyone assumes they'll beat. You can then take advantage of their complacency.

Surely number 31 is self-defeating. How can we expect to stay bottom if we start beating teams?

Are we serious about this or not?

[sidders]

Surely number 31 is self-defeating. How can we expect to stay bottom if we start beating teams?

Are we serious about this or not?

Even the bottom team has to win occasionally

[Woodsetts_Pie]

33. If we look down instead of up we can see Jamie Fullarton's FC Halifax Town only 4 places below us.

EDIT: 33. If we look down instead of up we can see Jamie Fullarton's FC Halifax Town only 1 place below us.
Oh Dear Oh Dear

[sidders]

34. Being bottom gives you the bragging rights to one of the game's oldest chants: 'We're shyte and we know we are'.

[for*sttown63]

35. A chance of going through a season not being humiliated by the Stags

[Trickytreesreds]

36. knowing that you're more than capable of beating a Sunday pub team 16-0 and exciting games are ahead.

[sidders]

36. knowing that you're more than capable of beating a Sunday pub team 16-0 and exciting games are ahead.

37. No one wants to be captain of the bottom team so the club can operate a revolving door policy and all players get the chance to be captain for a day.

[The_Don_ORiordan]

38. It gives Sid the opportunity to slag off the Trews as the underlying reason why KN didn’t succeed. Amazed KN didn’t mention their impact specifically in his farewell address.