Did here about the mathematician with constipation............He worked it oot with a pencil.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine
Has now fully recovered.
Did here about the mathematician with constipation............He worked it oot with a pencil.
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa..............
What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy!
As I was pulling off my boxers last night. The wife said............."you spoil those dogs!!"
I went to the edge of a cliff to commit suicide.
Looking down I realised I was overlooking a nudist camp.
So I tossed myself off.