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  1. #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    If I ever find myself nipping over the water you can be sure I'll shove a 9bar up my arse for you
    What a gent. Make sure its wrapped up well tho Mondo. Chopping it into quarters is probably the best idea for insertion and ejection purposes.

  2. #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    If I ever find myself nipping over the water you can be sure I'll shove a 9bar up my arse for you
    Can you get me a tagine as well? Same method of transportation please.

  3. #133
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    I hope Mondos butt is as spacious as his camper as im also needing a Fez

  4. #134
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    9bar will be fine, I'll make room for the fez but the tagine would be stretching it

    And yes I did have to Google tagine.

  5. #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    9bar will be fine, I'll make room for the fez but the tagine would be stretching it

    And yes I did have to Google tagine.
    So the circumference of a fez wouldnt stretch it. I dont want to know min

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    So the circumference of a fez wouldnt stretch it. I dont want to know min
    Is a fez not a hat? I would obviously fold it up and squeeze it up with dods hashish.

    How would you insert a fez up your arse?

  7. #137
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    A fez is a sturdy bit of kit

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    Has to Google a tagine? Doesn't know how sturdy a Fez is?

    FFS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo1983 View Post
    Has to Google a tagine? Doesn't know how sturdy a Fez is?

    FFS
    You're right. Maybe the anal smuggling career isn't for me.

    Out of interest how would you insert a fez?

  10. #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    You're right. Maybe the anal smuggling career isn't for me.

    Out of interest how would you insert a fez?
    Top end first obviously

    Bum smugglings nae hard
    Last edited by Pacman1903; 09-05-2019 at 05:40 PM.

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