Without wanting to sound too much of a braggart I've become an expert on this " ***ting " lark, now if I could only I could work out how to send a pic on my new smartphone I would be a much better expert !!
Without wanting to sound too much of a braggart I've become an expert on this " ***ting " lark, now if I could only I could work out how to send a pic on my new smartphone I would be a much better expert !!
I consider myself to be reasonably up to date on the technological front..after all I have an iPad and an iPhone.
I was reading Professor Tanya Byron in the Sunday Times recently and she was giving some relationship advice and suggested ***ting.
Now coincidentallly on Monday Mrs K happened to suggest that I was spending too much time on here plus the betting sites and neglecting her a bit.
I have to admit that since doing my 6 month gynae SHO job in 1982 I've been a bit put off by all this rather messy *** stuff although I consider myself to be quite good at the practical aspects of it.
I decided to follow Tanya's advice and got out my iPhone with a view to sending Mrs K a few raunchy texts.
I have never done this and quickly realised that I didn't know what to say.
I have heard that it is now the norm amongst the under 40s so would be grateful for any advice on what I should text.
do what I do text her along the lines off.
doggie tonight I'm gonna smash your back doors in.