Ive just been through the league, plus ups and downs, there are only two clubs that may or may not finish below United next season, Crawley and Burton.

The downs from the championship and ups from div 2 make it minus 6 from the start.

The other possibility is Shrewsbury, depends on money. Whatever, relegation is nailed on.

Ive just been too impatient, a slow lingering death is better than a sudden one, savouring it in slow motion, the suffering of the fans, the rage thereof, the blame, recriminations, the sackings.

The home defeats, the away defeats, the wagons in a circle.

The cheapness finally putting paid to the fenalnd nobodies, the fenland wood men ably displayed in ely cathedral, the div 1 nuisances, a forward with a transvestites cleavage, pulling faces, the game had started.

Laughter rolling down from the stands, not only for the football but when Labour take charge.

You aint seen nothing yet with Starmer. God help the country, a small taste in the red blues.

And a new team to build, on wot?, United have no outstanding players, will Morrison be fit for next season, hes about 54.

Etc. Uniteds cupboard is bare. Empty. Theres no money, 15,000 grand a week is nothing. On 4,500 gates, ooprs 6,500.

Ha ha ha. I may come to the Birmingham game, as a blue nose...in the away end. Carry right on to the end of the road.......