Peter Crouch retires.

[Lolmorgan]

I would love Warne to offer him a 12mth contract,experience, great to have round the young lads very well liked always looked after himself,great in the dressing room.

[Pattylallacks2]

To a very long bed presumably

[CASPER-64-FRANK]

Perhaps Crouchy could teach some of our strikers how to do the ' Robot Dancing ' when one of them scores !!

[Karl998yr]

His goal scoring record for England was astonishing. 22 goals in 42 matches or something similar.
Enjoy retirement and poking Abbey during the day! Lucky man

[Pattylallacks2]

His goal scoring record for England was astonishing. 22 goals in 42 matches or something similar.
Enjoy retirement and poking Abbey during the day! Lucky man

I bet he has to crouch when he does that

[Scum-Triumphant]

I doubt he’ll be short of media work. Genuinely nice bloke with a good sense of humour.

And get rid of ****s like Robbie Savage. Stole a career as a footballer, won nothing decent, looks a knobhead, criticises players on telly now that are far better than he ever was.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

I doubt he’ll be short of media work. Genuinely nice bloke with a good sense of humour.

And get rid of ****s like Robbie Savage. Stole a career as a footballer, won nothing decent, looks a knobhead, criticises players on telly now that are far better than he ever was.

He might do nothing and become a crouch potato

[frogmiller]

He might do nothing and become a crouch potato

And what? Watch M*A*S*H and Chips all day

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Or crisp king Lineker, thinking "I could do that"

[frogmiller]

Sautéd then!