You are digging yourself a huge hole here.
"Oh you there you scoundrel I am holding you here until the boys in blue come to take you away to the cells!" "Now dont you move you rotten old tomato I cant use force you know but I'm a bit of a brute!"
It's extremely unprofessional for a club official steward to be making comments like yours on this thread.
Personally I've never had a problem with the whole "citizens arrest" malarkey....tell him to stay there while the authorities arrive, if he moves, slap him around a few times....when they get there and ask why he's curled in a ball, bleeding, tell them he fell over trying to escape....simples
ps make sure your mate has disposed of the half of the pool cue, before the police get there.....works every time.
It has been mentioned a few times that these guys were Mansfield fans. How do people know that? I can't imagine a situation where I would go to a Stags game unless they were playing Notts. Seems a bit bizarre really.
Come on, that's nonsense. I always look out for Mansfield results, and it's one of the first games I look for when the fixtures are released, simply because they're the closest thing we have to a local rivalry. You can't have a rivalry without interest. And because of that, there's no team I would rather beat in L2 than Mansfield.
Well that's how you do it, fair enough mate. I don't look for Mansfield results at all unless as you say we play them then obviously it's good to beat them but we hardly ever do thesedays which is annoying. I'm only bothered what Notts are doing. Maybe I still see us as playing well below where in my mind we should be and were when I was young so I don't class them as a rival. I'm not a snob in the way that I don't think congratulations to anyone doing well for themselves but I can't get that excited for a game against Mansfield.