Originally Posted by
57vintage
Not quite. I pointed out that as part of a collective back 5, and as the least-experienced, he was carrying a Diamond so nervous that the yalla stain on the back of his shorts increased in diameter every time he half-heartedly jumped, for fear of being booked and missing a cup final that his performance meant we wouldn’t achieve. In addition, Maybury and MacNamara are commonly agreed to have swung the lead that they had in their boots, and shrunk from taking the responsibility that might have been expected, given their senior status and experience. Soutar? Holy flaps. Down there with some of the abject no-hoper butter-fingered lame poultice ‘keepers it’s been my misfortune to witness in 53 years of watching the ****ing misfits.
Yet it was the least-experienced defender, who scored 66.66% of our goals and 28.67% of the aggregate goals scored that afternoon who was to blame.
Over to you, Petrocelli.