OT: Favourite sayings

[sota]

My dear old Mum told me to always wear clean underpants in case I got knocked down crossing the road. Seriously.

[crashbang]

I'd rather walk face first into a propeller.

[crashbang]

I'd rather tapdance barefoot on a carpet full of upturned 13 amp plugs.

[jocksgloves]

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

[sota]

My Dad was always going to see a man about a dog but never came back with one.

[CTMilller]

My dad said that, too. (Perhaps all dad's did?)

He also said "We'll be right up Johnson's entry" when talking about the consequences of some that might go wrong. I've only recently realised this was probably a euphemism for the cruder "Right up Jack's ar se" to be used in front of children...

[Brin]

'Ferk me 2 away League wins on the bounce'

[rolymiller]

Look, if you don't appreciate that this kind of comment is silly, intimidatory and just going to stop people contributing to the site for fear of this kind of crap please do one. I struggle to find anything you have posted ever on here that anyone would wish to read.

I'd sooner read the stuff pokers puts on here than the stuff you put on ...

[mikemiller]

There is a poster who uses the words "bullying", "Frog", "mods", "clique" quite a lot, so they seem to be favourite words rather than sayings... actually, come to think of it, more than one poster (allegedly)

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

"put wood int' oyl" = close the door
"speak up brown, you're through" after trumping