On a lighter note. I have just finished reading The Secret Diary of Jeremy Corbyn - A Parody. A really good read about JC but best avoided by Jezza fans. It describes him as 'a committed allotment holder, expert jam maker, dedicated manhole cover inspector...oh, and occasional Leader of Her Majesty's Opposition'. In the book Farage is depicted as something of a boorish pi55 artist. Here is one of Jeremy's diary accounts of him

'Was walking past St Stephen's Tavern when I saw a familiar and ruddy face: it was Nigel Farage, a cigarette in one hand and a pint of lager in the other. He called out: 'Oi, Corbyn fancy a round?'

I observed somewhat stiffly, that it was half nine in the morning.

Farage scoffed and said: 'Ha, that's your whole problem. People look at you and see an abstemious killjoy, whereas I'm a man of the...
(here he let out a belch)...people.'

I feared the man would engage me in further conversation, so was relieved when he became distracted by a passing barmaid, whose breasts he commented on in an ungallant manner.'