Shagged this Bird tonight

[tartanscone1314]

I always fancied a go at her , Shes engaged tae some guy oan the rigs who left last night ...I new ma luck was in .


Black Sussies wae a big coat oan


Knee Trembler Loyal

[tartanscone1314]

I mean ive known her for years since she was a wean .


You never know when a chance will arrive , But Neerday is always top of the Radar .

[tartanscone1314]

Her mans a big phucker ...but you cannae whack Neerday for yer snasims , they are Gagging .

[DannyBhoy]

Did you shag her outside the club, Scone?

Or in the pub toilets?

[gersforme]

well done scone, nothing like emptying yer baws

[tartanscone1314]

Here its taking years of planning , it wusnae just a quick rattle in the side barn next tae the club .

[tartanscone1314]

Her man , if im truth tae be hneld is a sack .


He is a lump of wood , but she was always lovely looking , but in a haggert way noo , but she is still noo bad , no somewan you wid go oot wae but , i dont know shes some body , but still a shag if you shag something aboot 39 -40 .


Hes a big lump of wood , but but truth tae tell he wid boot ma haw maws


But thats no gonnae happen

[DannyBhoy]

Why was she walking about with sussies and a long coat on? Was she not freezing?

[gersforme]

danny, i fear youre still wondering if this is the original scone?

[tartanscone1314]

Why was she walking about with sussies and a long coat on? Was she not freezing?

I never told her tae wear them .