just been o'er tae ma local sainburys

[Red_Zeppelin]

...I bought a lottery ticket for wednesday and a packet o chewing gum...the boy goes tae me "are you wantin a bag for that?"...I near stuck the heid right phukkin on him

[tartanscone1314]

Bore aff Zheppmeister

[Red_Zeppelin]

do one no mark

[Mook1]

You dinnae shop at Waitrose?

I thought everybody in Aberdeen was rich.

[Red_Zeppelin]

are you stupid or soemthing? they were shut!

[Mook1]

I don't use shops, I've got a micro farm in my garden.

[Dullard]

In that case Mook email me a bunch o carrots and a couple o leeks pal, I cannae be bothered going oot.

[Mook1]

In that case Mook email me a bunch o carrots and a couple o leeks pal, I cannae be bothered going oot.

You making soup or just going to shake them at passers by?

[Dullard]

In that case Mook email me a bunch o carrots and a couple o leeks pal, I cannae be bothered going oot.

You making soup or just going to shake them at passers by?[/quote]

I,m making some chicken stock aye. Got some leek and potato soup planned and also a few chicken and ham pies. Batch cooking is the way forward ye ken.

I have balloons full o pish reserved for any passers by that want to get wide.

[Mook1]

I've got a giant dildo I like to wave oot the windae at folk.

Either that or my lifesize Braveheart Mel Gibson cardboard cut oot but I keep that for when the rugby's on.