politically correct world

[alfinyalcabo]

As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. "

[gaz1959]

Very Very Very Very clever

[lazaat]

thats the funniest joke I've heard for a long time Alf, even the wife laughed

[alfinyalcabo]

Politically incorrect world

A boy says to his dad "why do they say gardeners have got green fingers when in fact their fingers aren't green?" His dad replies "it's just a saying son,it's a bit like when somebody is caught stealing,they say that they have been caught "red handed",even though their hands are black..