Police ask man during his arrest ... .

[gaz1959]

... if he has "anything on him he shouldn't have?"


The guys say's -

... "yeah, POLICE!" ...

[Altobelli]

Nice

I have never been stopped while driving but when I am I'll tell em when they ask "Have you had a drink this evening ?" I'll watch their eyes light up as I tell them "Yes I've had about 3 pints".

With the amount of tea I drink I've always got that amount swimming around in my gut

[lazaat]

Aaah that explains the big paunch?

[gaz1959]

I was watching a police prog and that is what the guy said whilst being pinned down by a couple of our finest men in blue

[Altobelli]

Aaah that explains the big paunch?

Ahhh you must have seen me taking a nap in Battersea park Lawrie