Ken Barlow

[Oldtimeram]

Has just booked his return flight back from Canada. Dierdre will be happy because he will bring back his duty free fags for her.

[alfinyalcabo]

Rather face 10 years inside than have to sh@g her ..

[Oldtimeram]

Would not argue with that lol.

[Altobelli]

Rather face 10 years inside than have to sh@g her ..

It breathes, it has a pulse, it has all the holes in the right places and you turn it down, you must be getting old Alf

[gaz1959]

Shagged around 1k women he did

[Altobelli]

Shagged around 1k women he did

That's what I mean Gazza, Alf's had every dog going and yet he'd turn down Dierdre

[paderbornclaret]

Shame the 'Cop a Slag, Grab a Hag' night fell foul to the pc brigade this week...there's always someone who'll oblige

[lazaat]

Is it true that Alf has a particular fondness for Wales? (A lot of sheep in Wales)

[Altobelli]

Wales, Whales, Sheep, Tinned fish and Holes in Motorway toilet cubicles...

[alfinyalcabo]

Wales, Whales, Sheep, Tinned fish and Holes in Motorway toilet cubicles...

Have you been spying on me..