There's a piece in today's Mail on Sunday.

They apparently have some insight into the alleged altercation between Ravel Morrison and West Ham and they say that despite four wins on the spin there is no guarantee that the owners will retain the services of Allardyce next season because of 'certain issues'.

Now it could be that the Chuckle Brothers were at the Emirates on Wednesday night to see Bayern Munich enjoy 88% second-half posession and decided that we had to abandon hoofball.

Or maybe it's another reason. This has legs.