Hope this is of assistance...

[ColdPieWarmBeer]

Not that I want to trivialise this sort of thing, but in case you're struggling to cope with that first half, here's the ***ual assault helpline number.

0808 802 9999

All the best...

[45red]

Not that I want to trivialise this sort of thing, but in case you're struggling to cope with that first half, here's the ***ual assault helpline number.

0808 802 9999

All the best...

There is certain things in life you dont joke about matey

get a grip

[Romanis]

He's a victim clearly.

[dam617]

Not that I want to trivialise this sort of thing, but in case you're struggling to cope with that first half, here's the ***ual assault helpline number.

0808 802 9999

All the best...

You lot make me laugh. 'The best first half I've ever seen' 'the midfield performance in the first half was orgasmic'.
Our centre midfield consisted of Jara, a full back and Moussi, a bloke who went on loan to Millwall and couldn't get a game. Get a grip.