A poem.

[MissWinnie]

Yes, top marks, Nuc! .

Come on Oz, entertain us with some more. I'm thinking ... Yubby and grubby ...

[yubbywelch]

everyone wants to be

[ozfan]

There is a young mand Yubby
Some say he's a bit of a tubby
He said that's not fair
It's mostly body hair
and that bit's just a bit grubby.

[NuclearDevice]

There was a young camperd Welchy
Whose tent after rain got quite squelchy
Grabbed a beer from the eskie,
English best bitter, how pesky !
Thirst quenched, he let out a loud belchy.

[MissWinnie]

Ha ha! Love them!

[yubbywelch]

Very good gentleman

2 x 8/10's

[yubbywelch]

By the way I'm not fat, I've got big stomach bones.

[VillaRosie]

Apologies in advance I have gone down the Tubby Yubby route but I have said young man so I hope that makes amends


There was a young mand Yubby
Whose stomach grew exceedingly tubby
Sister Winnie feared the worst
that he was about to give birth
But relieved to find out he was just very chubby

[yubbywelch]

Young, I'll take that.

[MissWinnie]

Excellent, Rosie!

Yubbs, you're just going to have to start sharing those Tim Tams with me. Don't want any more little old ladies offering you a seat on the train.