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Thread: Blackpool FC (a poem by me)

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    Blackpool FC (a poem by me)

    Blackpool FC

    There is a tiny seaside club,
    who play in orange shirts,
    and now that reality has returned,
    for relegation they are certs,
    Crawley,Swindon,Carlsle,
    and chesterfield awaits,
    empty stands at Gloomfield,
    the return of 4,000 gates,
    no noise from the donkey boys,
    its all been going silent,
    since they lost the ginger git,
    who talked just like a pirate.

    P.Thor 2014

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    re: Blackpool FC (a poem by me)

    Thor, Thor, where ever you may be,

    You sucked the co-ck of P. Diddy

    And now the play offs come,

    And your getting all giddy,

    But we all know how it ends for thee,

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    re: Blackpool FC (a poem by me)

    There was a foolish man called Thor

    Who rarely saw his team score

    Cant be ****d anymore.

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    re: Blackpool FC (a poem by me)

    Thor...This is good stuff. It's takes 'Poetry for Retards' to a new level.

    Overal, the poem's literary level and the language used therein, speak far more about you than I (or Blackpool FC) ever could.

    You are undoubtedly a star of the brightest type.
    Keep it up.

    Up the MILLERS.

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    re: Blackpool FC (a poem by me)

    A work of absolute genius :-)

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    re: Blackpool FC (a poem by me)

    Quote Originally Posted by pnethor
    Blackpool FC

    There is a tiny seaside club,
    who play in orange shirts,
    and now that reality has returned,
    for relegation they are certs,
    Crawley,Swindon,Carlsle,
    and chesterfield awaits,
    empty stands at Gloomfield,
    the return of 4,000 gates,
    no noise from the donkey boys,
    its all been going silent,
    since they lost the ginger git,
    who talked just like a pirate.

    P.Thor 2014
    A poet Laureate

    Keep um coming Thor !!!!

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