Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

[b_u_l_c]

Two attempts at pictorial humour here. Despite putting in a rare appearance, the judge couldn't be bothered to pass comment.

Says it all...

Two attempts at pictorial humour?!? Crikey. I thought the first one was real.

[b_u_l_c]

OK...

Picture one: A picture - Yes Humour - Mild.
Picture Two: A Picture - Yes Humour - Barely

I can confirm Barely mild pictorial humour.

[pfclassof61]

OK...

Picture one: A picture - Yes Humour - Mild.
Picture Two: A Picture - Yes Humour - Barely

I can confirm Barely mild pictorial humour.

You're mellowin', Bulcie

[b_u_l_c]

I think it is due to the lack of pictorials (humourous or otherwise) of late. You've got to take what you can get.

[Corkhead]

Can I just add that admission to the public viewing is 50p per person on production of current National Trust card and includes a free lunch of a jar of Severnside Cockles and a pickled egg washed down with half a pint of Whitbread Tankard.*


* Offer available only while stocks last. Proceeds to got to the PST.

[pfclassof61]

[Southerndown]

Is that Benny from Crossroads?

[pfclassof61]

Is that Benny from Crossroads?

That's just spiteful!

Why would anyone (except you) associate Corky with Benny?

No need for this whatsoever!

BULC!!!

[lovedeanblue]

No need to water today Corky ?

[Corkhead]

Plot 112B, the Glorious Reality.

An extract from Homes and Gardens Spring 2014.
By Dolores Pungo, Head Vegetable Critic.



"Dappled in the early morning mists and sun the Award Winning Plot 112B shines out like a jewel amongst the other vegetable collectives. On the left, Flea Beetle Hall, recently refurbished with a new roof and patio after the winter storms, maintains a stately presence. This is a wonderful testament to the vision and hard work of one dedicated man, Benny Corkhead. If you are a veg fan I urge you to pay the not inconsiderable entrance fee when you are next in the Cotswolds and visit this oasis of peace. You will not be disappointed."