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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Quote Originally Posted by pfclassof61

    "Garddwr chymwysterau uchel byw yma" (Got a Ponderosa of a gaff!)
    Quit yer suburban airs and graces Lassie Bach.

    Judging by the proximity of the neighbours it all looks a bit "My Pink Half of the Drainpipe" to moi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corkhead
    "Garddwr chymwysterau uchel byw yma" (Got a Ponderosa of a gaff!)
    Quit yer suburban airs and graces Lassie Bach.
    [/quote]
    If you only knew!

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    Been potting Geraniums as I normally do at this time of the year. Weather so bad on Hayling that the yearly St Georges music festival has been postponed till August

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    Quote Originally Posted by pfclassof61
    "Garddwr chymwysterau uchel byw yma" (Got a Ponderosa of a gaff!)
    Quit yer suburban airs and graces Lassie Bach.
    [/quote]
    If you only knew! [/quote]

    Chinny reckon*





    *To express indignant disbelief at another's fanciful proclamation. Typically accompanied by the stroking of a non-existent goatie beard. (For some reason "reckon" is pronounced "reh-kon" rather the usual "reh-kun").

    "I've got a Ponderosa of a gaff in Wales."

    "Ponderosa in Wales? Chinny reckon."

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovedeanblue
    Been potting Geraniums as I normally do at this time of the year. Weather so bad on Hayling that the yearly St Georges music festival has been postponed till August
    Blimey! That's a lot of bad weather coming your way!

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    re: Corky's lovingly-tended allotment

    New avatar

    As you probably realise, I have several gardening qualifications - actually distinctions (coughs modestly) - including 'Growing Plants' and 'Garden Design'.

    I have decided to break off from my Chelsea project (where is Yak when you need him?) to devote some time to redesigning your higgeldy-piggeldy plot.

    I see a garden that reflects its owner's person. A garden that exudes taste (pun intended) and is sympathetic. A garden created in it's owner's image. An Eden where you will feel truly 'at home'.

    You can probably guess what's coming...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pfclassof61

    You can probably guess what's coming...
    Erm no.

    Thankfully I cannot read your mind. Neither, I guess could Sigmund Freud.

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