No coffee, fats,sugers or dairy. Just shoot me now.

[yubbywelch]

Sis calling your bro handsome, some people will find that strange.

[yubbywelch]

But thanks, beautiful.

[MissWinnie]

Yubby, It's really good of you to offer to help Oz out by answering his posts for him, but what did mum and dad say about you inventing fantasy siblings? I know you want to be just like Oz, but he's never going to be our big brother.

Oh, and although I'm sure Bongo will be flattered, isn't a bit weird calling a baby orangutan, beautiful?

[yubbywelch]

We know the truth Sis.

[bongosdad]

Yubby has a face like Bentekes backside. Hence his avetar.

[stateside]

I bet you're an expert on footballers backsides B. :-p

Oz, get better. I went years without dairy products for fear of kidney stones. I still got them and found out later the calcium in milk was probably good for the stones.

I swear we'd be better off visiting vets than drs, honestly.

[yubbywelch]

Statesy are you implying Oz is a horse?

[MissWinnie]

Oh that'll be down to Oz's thoroughbred good looks, bro.

Dreamily wanders off thinking about Oz in hay ...

[yubbywelch]

hey?

oh dear.

[stateside]

Where did I imply oz was a horse?

Please keep your future brother in law in check please ozfan.